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Every Rose Has Its … Prickle

Michael Lockhart

2018-08-19 21:40

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You may be aware: roses don't have thorns, they have prickles. This is a fact that the band Poison were either unaware of, or (wisely) chose to overlook in their song Every Rose Has Its Thorn.

Imagine if they hadn't overlooked it:

Every rose has its prickle

Just like every night, we gotta trickle

Just like every cowboy has a soft place to tickle

Every rose has its prickle.

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