choad: /chohd/, n. Synonym for ‘penis’ used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens
thereof. They say: “We think maybe it's from Middle English but
we're all too damned lazy to check the OED.” [I'm not. It
isn't. —ESR] This term is alleged to have been inherited through
1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis
and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati
languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian
vernacular word equivalent to ‘fuck’; it is therefore likely to
have entered English slang via the British Raj.