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The Goodies, season 3 lyrics

Take a little good advice

Take a trip to paradise

It's really not too hard to find

If you've got it in you mind.

It's whatever turns you on.......

Goodies.........Goodies.........

It's anything you want it to be

A record or an O.B.E.

A circus or a seaside pier

We make it happen here

Fun for all the family......

Goodies........Goodies........

Goodies, goody goody yum yum

Ahhh.

Gonna support AGIMO

Decisions at work provided inspiration on the train to work this morning....

Sung to Casino

With apologies to Philadelphia Grand Jury

Aaarrggh

Gonna support AGIMO
Tomorrow night
Gonna support AGIMO
And make it right

What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?

Gonna support AGIMO
Tomorrow night
Gonna support AGIMO
Watch out they bite

What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?

Then it hits me ... Management lunacy
Then it hits me ... CMMI Level 3
Then it hits me ... No-one knows ...... but me!

Gonna support AGIMO
Tomorrow night
Gonna support AGIMO
It's fight-or-flight

go-go-go-go-go AGIMO
to-to-to tomorrow night!
go-go-go-go-go AGIMO
to-to-to tomorrow night!

What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?

Then it hits me ... Eight weeks of "warranty"
Then it hits me ... Developers want to flee
Then it hits me ... No-one cares ...... not me!

ah-huh ok oh-no, uh-uh, no-no, won't go
oh no, uh-oh what the?

What's the hurry? We got no money
They don't care honey, so don't you worry
What's the hurry? We got no money
They don't care honey, so don't you worry

What's the hurry? We got no money
They don't care honey, so don't you worry
What's the hurry? We got no money
They don't care honey, so don't you worry

Say what?
Gonna to support AGIMO

Dos Equis (Do Ray Me parody)

This is the original version from the 1980s/1990s. It's difficult to find it online today, and definitely not, the hack-job that Homer butchered on The Simpsons...

Dos Equis, a Mexican beer

Ray, the man I buy it from

Me, a guy, I buy beer for

Far, a long way to the bar

So, I think I'll have a beer

La, lalalalalala!

Tea?

No thanks, I'll have a beer

And that brings us back to....

Microsoft Vista keyboard?

I spotted a "Vista compatable" keyboard in K-Mart the other day, which set me thinking... what would a Vista keyboard actually do that a "non-Vista" keyboard can't?

Then I Googled for "Microsoft Keyboard Vista" and found this ad from Microsoft (Google Cache).

What the? "Designed to make it easier than ever to control PC media from your desk, your lap–or even from the comfort of your couch". So… if I use this keyboard's Play button to try and play media that Vista's DRM system thinks I shouldn't be playing, does it administer an electric shock? What if I have the keyboard in my lap :-D  Ouch! No so comfortable now…

Thanks, Microsoft, but … ahem, no thanks!