Solving PC not powering on at all
I recently solved a problem with my home PC failing to switch on. I thought I was facing a significant hardware fault, because I've never before faced a problem where the PC doesn't turn on at all.
The computer is named Theseus because it has had parts replaced for over a decade, and I wondered whether the fault was something serious — I have had a failed Voltage Regulator Module in the past, causing a melted ATX header on the main circuit board, and having to replace main board, PSU, and CPU/RAM, because my existing ones were too dated for any available "motherboards". Or maybe the problem was more benign — perhaps the 13-year-old case has a faulty power switch? But simply bridging the PWR header on the main board did not resolve the power-up failure, so I put off further diagnosis until this last weekend.
The final answer was at once simple, but also surprising! I learnt that a badly seated NVMe M.2 device can cause a short circuit on the 3.3V rail in such a way that the main board/PSU protections cause power delivery to scram, even before POST.
I honestly don't understand how the NVMe became unseated, since it is held in place by a screw. But I am happy to have found and fixed the fault without having to replace any components. This would have been difficult and expensive in the current computer economics situation.
A full diagnostic report follows, for future me.

